Msr. Kr. Mr.

Wordplay aficionado Willard R. Espy wondered why if Mr. is the abbreviation of “mister”, why shouldn’t “kissed her” be abbreviated to “kr.” and “blister” to “blr.”, etc. If “Mrs.” is the abbreviation of “missus”, why shouldn’t “kisses” be abbreviated to “krs.”? What comes next is the following strange verse:

The Mrs. kr. Mr.
Then how her Mr. kr.!
He kr. kr. kr.
Until he raised a blr.
The blr. killed his Mrs.
Then how he mr. krs.!
He mr. mr. mr.
Until he kr. sr.
He covered her with krs.
Till she became his Mrs.
The Mrs. kr. Mr.
(and so on and on and on)

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