A Shaggy-Dog Story: Black and White

One day, a reporter went to a farm to conduct an interview with a farmer.

Reporter: Do you have some time for a quick interview?

Farmer: Yes.

Reporter: I wanna ask how you take care of your cows. For my first question: Where do you clean them?

Farmer: The white one or the black one?

Reporter: The white one.

Farmer: On the river.

Reporter: How about the black one?

Farmer: On the river too.

Reporter: Umm, okay… What type of food do you feed them?”

Farmer: The white one or the black one?

Reporter: The white one.

Farmer: Grass.

Reporter: The black one?

Farmer: Also grass.

Reporter: (Slightly annoyed) Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The white one or the black one?

Reporter: (Annoyed) The white one.

Farmer: Inside the barn.

Reporter: The black one?!

Farmer: Also inside the barn.

Reporter: Now, wait a minute! Why did you keep asking me which cow I was referring to when you just give the same answer?!

Farmer: Oh, about that… It’s because the white cow is mine.

Reporter: Oh, I see. How about the black one?

Farmer: Mine as well.

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